can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa
i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar
Is that a LAVA CAKE?!
F̵̛̗̜͚̪̎͌ͨ͗̈́ͪ̏̃O̢͕̳̘̗̫ͩ̈́ͦ̂̓̉ͬ͊̑͟͠R̛̝̰̘̤̯̙͙̩̉͐̍̏ͫ̓͞ ̡̻͉̼͓̠̱̹̫̘̐̎ͣͩ͐̕Ṫ̬̩̬͚͕̟͚͈̮́̂̓̃H͉͕̩͉̬͎̝̺͋̈͗̋͐̐̄̀͘E̴͎̟̮̤̺̲̗ͬͥͭ̀ͥ̓ ͈͈̼͚̜ͤ̍̎̊̋̉̃͡͡ͅK̨̗̪͎̘̬̘̏̀̉ͅI̬̖͔̼͛̂͌̒ͫD̡̺̼ͭS̜͉̥͙̯̲̮̓ͯ̄̉̀͐ͪ̿̚
*shots fucking fired*
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
Meet our protagonist, Ruby Rose.
you were either a winx
or a w.i.t.c.h
this makes me feel old.
I was totally a spy
i was aLL THREE
was this the old superwholock?
THIS IS THE OLD SUPERWHOLOCK
OKAY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS FACE
BUT SHE MADE
FACES AND MOVEMENTS
GOD BLESS THIS FUCKING ADORABLE CHILD
cinder looks like she’s taking an incredulous selfie in the last one
"look at this piece of shit can you believe this is my arch nemesis #fml"
he just cASUALLY HAS HIS HAND ON THE BACK OF HER CHAIR
Ice Water. Goes down nice and smooth~
When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post
no but really? let me just say that as soon as that question about queer characters in rwby came up my chest tightened and i was sad, i was totally anticipating the same old excuses, “we’re not trying to make a statement,” “it’s not a gay show,” etc. etc.
and it was just really really amazing and a huge relief when monty didn’t even hesitate to say “absolutely”
so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy